Wednesday, 30 November 2022

Non-football World Cup choices

Listen to it here:

Okay, here’s an easy one. What’s the name of the team you’re backing at the FIFA World Cup? Then, try this one: Why are you backing that particular team?

The only folks who are not required to answer these questions are bandwagonists such as … let’s just call him PR. But, even in his case, I must confess he has stuck to a particular (losing) EPL team for much of the past few years, despite a lack of loyalty to individual players such as … CR (no relation).

So, PR is a bandwagonist when it comes to players, but not necessarily with his team, no matter the magnitude of licks being sustained. So, we know he isn’t going to back Portugal under any circumstances.

I am calling no names, because passions run high among Caribbean football supporters such as … let’s call her FM … and you can incur wrath even in relatively minor cases of mispronunciation. Repeat after me: It’s not “Kwatar.”

But, back to serious business. Name your team. Then carefully and concisely explain why you like that team.

Question A is pretty simple. The vast majority of Caribbean people I know – even if they can’t call the names of three players on the team at any point in time – place their confidence in Brazil. Okay, okay, the know-it-alls can explain why they prefer Argentina or France entirely on footballing grounds.

In some instances - largely for non-footballing reasons too embarrassing to raise here - some would cheer for Germany or even England. There are even the types who are mourning the absence of Italy.

To be fair, some people know their football and can rattle off the names of 5 and 6 and 7 top players from these teams. Ditto those whose second choice is either Senegal or Ghana.

So, we like Brazil. The Jamaicans think their national team plays the same style of football. LOL. Take a minute to catch your breath, then try to remember when T&T supporters made a similar claim.

And many of us would have loved to have seen Senegal or Ghana in the final showdown. There are also people like SM who take things one game at a time. The other day he messaged me to ask if I was impressed with Croatia! By this time today, he might have already called with expressions of solidarity for the players of Australia.

I have also come across some football stragglers who are amazed at the fact that the faces of the players representing a growing number of teams look nothing like the portraits of the people we see on the news who run those countries.

In fact, PR has been keeping track of the number of seemingly misplaced players who are scoring goals! Look! Look! EVEN this team and that team! Noticed something?

So, in answering the “why” question, we really aren’t talking too much football are we? I cannot lie. I back Brazil (even as Neymar has dedicated his first goal, in advance, to that thug Bolsonaro), but have a keen eye on France (because of football, I assure you … though there’s also Tchouaméni, Dembélé, Koundé and Konaté) and I have crossed my fingers on behalf of Senegal and Ghana (for reasons of the heart).

I am rather unapologetic about such fickleness, particularly with those who contend that politics – both of the capital “P’ and in lowercase – should not invade the field of sport. LOL!

If there is one country on the planet that should not be confused about this is T&T. Here, sport is capable of generating political cleavages in ways nothing else can.

Erroneously seen as exclusively and inelastically linked to behaviour and social performance, there has been more political investment in sport than virtually any other ameliorative intervention to address youth dysfunctionality – all falling way short of addressing the systemic inequities that have brought us here.

Consequently, malpractice, incompetence and conmanship are often overlooked as mere, even admirable, incidentals in pursuit of a greater good. Understand this dynamic and you can come to terms with the queasiness of those who love football but have serious problems with FIFA and the actions that have now taken us to Qatar.

So, today’s line-up of games offers a few favourites and dilemmas. Who’s backing Mexico against Saudi Arabia? France vs Tunisia? Poland against Argentina? Australia vs Denmark?

Every last one of us will be taking our pick. Not our first or second or third choices. But we will be there, cheering someone on. Take two minutes to ask yourself why.

 

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